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The Age of Consumer Entitlement

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baby.jpgBecause of my pro-business stance, I occasionally receive emails from readers who accuse me of being anti-consumer.  I'd like to say once and for all, that I am not anti-consumer.  I believe in excellent customer service, which means giving a consumer the best possible product at the best possible price.

The problem is that we are living in an Age of Consumer Entitlement.  Customers believe that they are entitled to a hug and a warm cup of cocoa every time they walk into a store.  I used to believe in the platitude "the customer is always right", but that was before I met some of our customers.  Over the years in various companies I've had some pretty rough interactions with consumers who believe that they are entitled to take advantage a company's generosity.  Customers who want to weasel out of contracts, customers who demand replacements for products they just haven't taken care of and dimwit customers who change their minds after making a purchase.

These people make me sick.  And now in the Age of Consumer Entitlement, these customers are no longer the exception–they are the norm.  At some point it became okay for a customer to demand replacements for out of warrantee products.  At some point it became okay to return a big screen TV a week after the Superbowl, and as companies we're just supposed to sit back and take it.  God forbid we charge a restocking fee. Then they send the consumer terrorist groups after us and say that we're being irresponsible.

Crybaby Customers Can't Handle A Little Lead

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So have you heard about the massive recalls of toys made in China?  I take product Quality Assurance seriously, so when I heard about this, I wondered what had gone wrong.  Were the toys broken?  Did the toys suffer from some kind of manufacturing defect which renders them unusable?  Did the packaging not match the color of the toys inside?


As it turns out, it was none of these things.  It turns out that crybaby consumers are getting worked up over something that they cannot even see.  Something that does not affect the "playability" of the toys in any way.  It turns out that consumers are up in arms over something the toys are made with: lead.


Surely by now, you're shaking your head–How can that be?  But sadly, it's true.  The toys look fine.  They function fine.  They smell just fine.  But now some know-nothing consumers are up in arms because they don't like the way the toys are made.  They say that the lead is poison.  Well don't eat it, genius!  The glass and steel found in modern households are also dangerous if you eat them, but come on!   Show some common sense and some Personal Responsibility.


Look, I'm all for customer safety.  At my former position as Northeast Manager of Food Distribution for one of this nations top snack food producers, I vigorously supported the "no-glass" guarantee policy.  But this is lead we're talking about.  You cannot cut yourself on lead.  You cannot shoot yourself with lead.  You cannot trip and fall over lead.  It is an all-natural chemical that is all around us.


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